Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 25, 2022

Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.

Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"

by TooTrue August 26, 2008

Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.

Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.

The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"

by bindy havanah December 23, 2008

Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 13, 2009

MAD COW DISEASE

two fat people raging on each other

I mad cow diseased with your mom

by B-Raid April 26, 2007