Cummed and Dusted 

When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped

country of orign: Nigeria

Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted

Cummed and Dusted by goon_squad February 15, 2024

Cummer 

Someone who ejaculates inside of summer.

Josh: bro look! We just got to the beach, and there’s already a cummer!

Cummer by Th3G4m3r0441c4l March 27, 2024

COMMY 

A tall combed over individual with a rapidly increasing alcohol problem. Prone to falling in love with soccer girls from Community Colleges.

Damn, how did you become such a commy?

COMMY by MasonGlaudel April 8, 2024

Cummins 

Somone who cant grow hair, not because they have cancer or progeria, but because they suck, and even they’re own body recognizes that they do not deserve hair or food or love."

Yo Conner is such a cummins.

I know man fuck that looser.

Cummins by Ppoopoo April 26, 2024

Cummins Law 

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.

I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."

Cummins Law by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024

Cummed in by a girl 

When a girl uses a strap on with a tube to cum inside of a man’s asshole while assblasting him. Incredibly difficult to do. A girl does this to a man who is her bitch. For a man, being cummed inside of by a girl is the most humiliating possibility in life. Done using squirt.

He looks like the kind of guy to be cummed in by a girl.

Cummed in by a girl by hwidheufjdnckdjekdjjs July 25, 2024

Cummed in by a girl 

When a girl uses a strap on with a tube to cum inside of a man’s asshole while fucking his ass. The man becomes the girl’s bitch by letting her cum inside of his ass. The man feels extreme humiliation. Done with squirt.

He seems like the kind of guy to get cummed in by a girl.

Cummed in by a girl by hwidheufjdnckdjekdjjs July 25, 2024