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Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
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Crusty dog

A dog that had apparently crust on them and clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time and often belongs to Hispanic trees.
by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025
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Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.
If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.
by JSmidt January 14, 2026
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The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
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Dusty Crusty

When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
Eww she look Dusty Crusty
by happy mad May 30, 2016
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The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"
by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016
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A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia
by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017
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