Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
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by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025
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Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.
by JSmidt January 14, 2026
Get the Crusty Canadian Kool-aid mug.A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010
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by happy mad May 30, 2016
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by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016
Get the The Crusty Woodpecker mug.When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017
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