What your parents wished they used
We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods
by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.
by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.
by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022

by smokeyjoe08 July 4, 2009

by !Hey February 15, 2023

When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.
by ecaleohs June 3, 2023

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
by !gibby! May 31, 2011
