Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf

Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.

I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.

by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 31, 2011

Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time

I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

by !Hey February 15, 2023

luggage condom

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022