jonny concrete

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally jonny concrete man'.

by bunchofbananas January 17, 2019

coke hound

A lover of delicious cocaine. Day and night, 24/7/365. Not yet an addict, but close.

Fred's a real paranoid coke hound, don't do rails with him, he's a weirdo.

by JohnnyAcrossTheSea November 17, 2015

Ved is so cool

ved is the coolest guy

yo yo ved is so cool

by BOI BOI MY MOY February 10, 2021

Ved is so cool

Ved is so cool he is so cool

yo yo ved is so cool

by BOI BOI MY MOY February 10, 2021

Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

University of Scandal and Corruption

A Los Angeles-based university that boasts numerous scandals and years of corruption in an attempt to appear as an academic elite and an athletic powerhouse.

If you want to feel embarrassed as an alumnus, then graduate from the University of Scandal and Corruption.

by G. Floyd November 13, 2021

complimentary horror game flashlight

Every horror game- Kubz Scouts

give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch

by Mr_Mow May 13, 2020