Cheeked Out

getting killed or losing consciousness by the enormous weight of a woman's/man's cheeks sitting on your face

i would totally let the cyberdemon from DOOM sit and crush my face. getting cheeked out by that muscle muffin would be an honor

by assaultpencil March 23, 2024

Left But cheek

One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z

My girlfriend Gillian is acting like a left but cheek

by Tactical ocelot September 24, 2017

Cheek slam

the action of laying on your back, typically a male doing this, and lifting his legs back behind his head, while another male's head is shoved between the ass pillows, and the cheek-slammer slams his cheeks closed on the victims face.

hey dude did you hear about justin and how he got the Cheek slam the other day by his own brother??

by Jman564613 August 12, 2009

Cheeks McAllister

Something that sucks, or is totally ass, but is also a persistent annoyance or a pain in the ass. A combination of the definitions of Cheeks and McAllister.

I can not believe that Jen has been such a Cheeks McAllister since Dave left her.

This Amazon delivery getting delayed is just so Cheeks McAllister

by Good Times, Party March 18, 2024

piss cheeks

ass cheeks with piss on em

" omg dude did you hear about that dude with piss cheeks? "

" yeah bro he mad stanky "

by meepmeep1230 January 18, 2021

Carson cheek

A straight dog. Him. Gangy. Guy who has a lot of sex and doesn’t have a chode.

That guy is Carson cheek, he is him.

by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023

Cheek Chunder

A condition of the skin found on the buttocks. Typically resulting from poorly protected skin abruptly meeting asphalt. Frequently found on the ass of inexperienced longboarders.

"Hey Dunlop, that fall gave me a wicked case of cheek chunder!"

by ChunderMonk February 26, 2009