Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.

Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise”

by Star Spire December 22, 2019

Ain't got no Christmas

Not having any green or red in a card game or activity.

When playing Uno ( or anything with green and red ) and you have no green and red, "You ain't got no Christmas"!

by JF0h December 26, 2011

Post-Christmas Depression

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.

John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.

by TheSantaClaus December 30, 2011

Boys christmas meal

An outing on the town around christmas. A time for all the boys to go out, get shit faced and make some bad ideas. Usually involves binge gambling, liqueur, strip clubs and a momentum turner to finish the banger of a night.

It's meal time for the boys. Boys christmas meal, the only time to put dirty snatch finger in your mouth

by DSSB November 10, 2011

black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

bri christmas invasion

The bri christmas invasion or also known as bri Xmas invasion or just bri invasion is a pfp(profile picture) "Cult" started on the video sharing app TikTok by the user @r0ger.taylors.car the picture they are using as their pfp is a picture of the guitarist of the English rock band queen brian harold may.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the new pfp cult going around?

Person 2: oh the bri christmas invasion? Yeah! I just joined a few days ago.

by sparklyalienstan November 10, 2022