dire camel 

A girl with an incredibly extreme case of camel toe, during which the tightness of the crotchal region of her pants is so intense that it somehow forms two separate folds, causing the appearance of a camel's hoof with three toes.

(Jess notices a girl with the aforementioned characteristics)
Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!
Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!
(Does the Dire camel dance)

dire camel by ro13ert November 9, 2008

Dying Camel 

What Sarah's, Sarah's Mom's, and Sarah's Grandmother's face looks like.

Person 1 - "Man, Sarah has an ugly face"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it looks like a dying camel"

Dying Camel by V475 September 16, 2008

לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) 

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) by Uncle Dimma October 12, 2013

The Camel 

When a man cums into a woman's mouth during oral sex and she then spits the cum into his face.

Karen was giving me head last night and she gave me the camel!....... she must of been mad.

The Camel by MFF Mamba October 20, 2010

slammel the camel 

vaginal intercourse

Met this hot chic and I played slammel the camel

slammel the camel by b fone January 17, 2009

Break That Camel Knuckle 

To have sex with a hot girl you don't know. Take a women home for one night stand. Obtaining sex from a women whom is out of one's league. To overcome obstacles preventing you from getting laid.

Look at her; I am going to break that camel knuckle!

Break That Camel Knuckle by G_Web March 3, 2007

Indianapolis Camel Hugger 

is when a male or female has a camel toe and the other partner takes a small NASCAR figurine and jam it in between the camel toe until it stays there without being held and you hug the person until it falls out

dude before me and this girl did it we tried and Indianapolis Camel Hugger to get the mood set right.

honey let me tell you he did a great Indianapolis Camel Hugger before we did it.

Indianapolis Camel Hugger by Logan1143 June 26, 2009