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Cotton-Candy-Air

Noun, a natural phenomenon that occurs when air is hot and humid. At this time air smells and tastes sweet however, too much can make you feel tired and sweaty.
Person 1: Wow, the air tastes and smells so sweet!
Person 2: You must be talking about the Cotton-Candy-Air.
Person 1: So that's what that's called!
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Cotton

A really nice person who you'd like to meet
Cotton thank you for watching my dog for me you're such a nice person.
by Bebemon May 6, 2018
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Cotton Candy Cock

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker May 22, 2018
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Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff
guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
by KaiWantsToCri April 7, 2019
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Cutting

I like cutting my wrist or body :)
by depressed_rat April 22, 2020
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Cotton tales

The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."

"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."

"Nigga what?!"
by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020
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Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012
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