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Christmas Crack

Another name for Great Lakes Christmas Ale because of its crack like characteristics. Unlike traditional brews, it is only offered for 2 months out of the year, thus making people go crazy trying to consume as much as possible. Due to it's alcohol content and smooth rich flavor, often victims of it's use become belligerent, punching walls, kissing the floor, speaking in tongues, and black-out quality memory.
Jay: Dude, did you see Dean over there, he has crazy eyes and I can't understand anything he's saying.
Matt: It's cool. It's the holidays and he has been enjoying alot of Christmas Crack
Jay: Tis the Season

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You could tell when it is getting close to the end of the Holiday season because its hard to your hands on Christmas Crack
by citybytheBay November 6, 2009
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Christmas Card Friend

A Christmas Card Friend is someone you never hear from except for the Christmas card that shows up in your mailbox every December.
I never hear from Joe anymore except when I receive his holiday card in the mail. He's become a total Christmas Card Friend.
by LJ at BBCD September 2, 2012
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Christian J Smith

The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.
Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!

Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.
by julissa44 March 24, 2022
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Chris David Miles

When someone is basically the dopest in the game right now.
Is that Chris David Miles? Ew, was he even invited?
by Chris David Miles September 14, 2017
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national chris sturniolo day

on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!
🗣️: why are you making that wholesome edit today?
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”
by C4NDYT1ME April 12, 2023
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The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
by Necrachilles February 9, 2015
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Christiana

Christiana is the type of girl you would want to be around all day she has a wonderful singing voice and knows how to treat her man she's jaw dropping gorgeous and a sexy chocolate skin tone she has lots of ass and boobs she is smart but very shy don't let her niceness fool you she can be nice but very mean at her own times and she's not scared of any soul she will fight who ever what to fight her , Christiana's are very helpful and lazy at the same time , they can't stand the feeling of being dirty and they never give up and if they have bfs consider your self lucky because Christiana's are the best too have don't let her go you will regret it
Christiana is the best girl in the whole wide world.
by Malcum44 August 8, 2017
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