Cashmas

The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The "power to get".) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption. In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on "Black Friday", that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November. Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through "Super Bowl Sunday" of professional American football. This event can occur as late as the month of February.

Also "$mas".

Jodi spent 14 hours at the mall in celebration of Cashmas.

by Jim Strider January 7, 2009

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

White Castle Booty

Little Buns such as White Castle hamburgers

Damn, that girl Caitlyn has a white castle booty

by bobcat37 March 16, 2009

sad case

A contemptible and depraved individual, one whose actions are an embarrassment to himself and/or others.

That kid is a level SR130 on Halo 4 and it's only been out for a month. What a sad case.

That kid spends half his days on Facebook rummaging through his news feed. What a sad case.

That girl cares about what people say on Facebook. What a sad case.

by MrKapper Is Back January 2, 2013

tango & cash

You can't split them up.

-JB: Couldn't split up Tango & Cash..

-KG: That's true

by larstait October 13, 2003

Cash Cash

Cash Cash is an amazing band!!!
They are very fan friendly, amazing musicians, and have great futures. They used to be called The Consequence until March 2008 when they changed their name to Cash Cash.

"Have you heard Cash Cash's song Party in Your Bedroom?!"
"Yeah! It's amazing!"

by AbbeLovesYou March 4, 2009

julian casablancas

see: orgasmic

the lead singer of the Strokes who fucking rocks my socks right off. Big brown eyes and an olive tan...plump lips....those thighs....ahh....

Simply looking at Julian makes me fall off the chair in ectasy.

by letsplaythevictim March 19, 2004