russian candycane 

When a girls having her period and the guy eats her out and gets blood in his mouth and then the girl gives the guy a blowjob and he cums in her mouth then they spit the blood and the cum together making the color of a candycane.

I couldn't wait till that time of the month so we could have a russian candycane.

russian candycane by sexy April 10, 2004

Candy 

A slang term for masterbation, used when small children or other persons are around.

I hear Jennifer makes candy every single day.

Candy by Steve Bobo November 23, 2010

Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

Ass Candy by Yaotai August 26, 2009

New Caney 

The badlands far northeast of Houston, Texas. It is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.

"I reckon a nigger lover got lynched just last week in New Caney!"

New Caney by Kaheem October 16, 2005

candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.

Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.

candycapped by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006

Candy 

(noun) (Can-dee) A voluptuous woman with curves like Shakira, breasts like Scarlet Johansson, ass like J-Lo's, and a face like Megan Fox's. This woman can get any man/woman she wants and she knows it. When she walks into a room, wives check to see if their husbands are looking.

John: I'm going to have Candy in my bed tonight.
Andrew: You lucky bastard, make sure to call the dentist!
John: Oh yeah, she will open wide.

Candy by Havannah January 14, 2014

Candy Ass 

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

Candy Ass by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005