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Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.
by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017
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Brandon Badcock

Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.
by Bill neye December 23, 2018
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brandon hallahan

A specimen who likes to break the ice with a classic line of "WASSSSUPP." He is a man who thinks quite highly of himself, so high that he believes he is the hottest piece of ass in the room. He is what we call a "dumbass"
Brandon Hallahan:
"WASSSSUPP"
Everyone else:
"STFU Brandon, ol ugly ass boi"
by Wolfman02 September 1, 2020
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Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.
That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.
by Celery man January 22, 2018
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brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her
Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!
by baby_joker September 26, 2017
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Brandon Kara

Little bitch in web design that did bullshit on his project and is a leprechaun
Riley: hey leprechaun

Brandon Kara: fook you I’m not a leprechaun

Me: you’re a leprechaun

Brandon Kara *fucking dies*
by Cooler larrythelobster69 September 26, 2019
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