Negative Boner

The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.

Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.

by Tomanton May 23, 2006

girl boner

The female equivalent to a guy who is turned on sexually and has an erection.

Cassidy has been nursing a girl boner for her friend Regan's boyfriend Meredith.

by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

Boner Vision

When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.

Tyler "How the hell did I ever think she was hot?"
Me "Don't blame yourself, blame boner vision."

by Kirk_ February 10, 2006

Boner dollar

a boner dollar is a one dollar bill that has the letter B written in front of the word "one", which is found on the back of the dollar, and the letter "R" after it, thus spelling "BONER".

Commonly referred to as "boners"

I now get 1 more boner dollar an hour!!

I went and bought some bawls with my boners

by Teh sombar April 24, 2008

Phoner Boner

A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.

Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?

Woman 1: Sure.

Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.

Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Sympathy Boner

Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.

Sarah: I can't believe he cheated on me. Uh, what's that?

Daniel: It's a sympathy boner. Come get a hug.

by howoriginal March 6, 2014

Titanic boner

Someone who gets aroused at the slightest thing. But unfortunatly cannot maintain an erection for more than four seconds. They tend to be people who shout out "porn" every time they see visable flesh other than the face. This happens because they are so sexually frustrated that they find even the slightest thing erotic.

Also see ben oldham Impotentand townie

Matthew: PORN!!

Normal person: Huh? its a picture of a duck.

Matthew: But it's so horny.

Abe: you Titanic boner.

Ben oldham: *cries* that offends me, what's wrong with horse rape?

by truth speaker December 8, 2004