No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023

Jiz on Boobs

Substance on a female fun bag

"J-J-(Jiz on Boobs)

by Fuck me in the ass AC123 December 31, 2016

Booze before boobs

When you gotta ditch a chick to get some alcohol with your bros

"Yeah bro always go booze before boobs"

by Joey Schwartz March 26, 2019

Lydia’s Boobs

Used to describe something magnificent

That meal was Lydia’s Boobs

by DBRUNSON88 April 29, 2021

boobs

the mammary glands of female mammals. Used to feed the offspring by secreting a liquid known as milk.
For an odd reason, men find them very alluring.

My, your boobs are large.

by Smartarse May 25, 2005

Shirt full of Boobs

Term used to describe or nickname for a girl with freakishly huge titties.

Damn, I want to get laid tonight. Let's get shirt full of boobs over there.

by phrasee January 6, 2010

Who's gonna carry the boats?

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training

Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

by David Goggins August 15, 2022