Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

boomer

old, grumpy bullies (usually sucks at driving tbh)

aidan’s a boomer for that one

by milkfirst January 20, 2020

Boomer zoom

When programs on a computer are zoomed in because of bad eye-seight

Look, he has boomer zoom

by Cud4 May 3, 2022

Ok Boomer

Ok Boomer means an old person. According to Jimmy Quan

Person 1: What did you get for your exam
Person 2: I got 40/40.

Person 1: Ok Boomer
Person 2: Narrr, you would say that.

by Sha little Dominator! February 16, 2020

Boomer

Tik Toc word for a fucking old ass fart such as your grandparents. And the Boomers will often call younger kids Millennials

Oh that Boomer is such dumbass.

by TicTokGod November 9, 2019

Tripshiz boomer

A 60 year old man, who gets “excited” by the idea of a bubble bath, alone with floral bath bombs, candles and Barry Manilow playing.

Karen’s estranged husband.

Everyone is invited to the party except the tripshiz boomers.

José: My neighbor called the cops during our party yesterday.

Mark: What a tripshiz boomer.

by Thom Hanksy Panksy January 12, 2023

Boomer

Ok boomer

Boomer: You’re Lazy
Kyle: “Ok Boomer”

by ZachAttackz November 21, 2019