cabbage boob

A type of sweaty man tit that smells like hot garbage. Often thought of as the best player at the monoploy table and able to serve penis to most dudes. Unable to walk, but very capable of shitting on nuns. Should be avoided at all costs. These boobs started the Holocaust and are responsible for Reganomics.

Trickle down on these cabbage boobs, bitch!

by cabbagelou October 7, 2009

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Boob Dent

When a girl that wears a bra that is too tight, and her breast fat hangs over the edges. This creates small diagnal dents across her chest. Like a muffin top, but on your chest.

"Ohmygawd Karen, get a C cup so we dont have to see that lameass boob dent :P"

by Agentcoopersgurl January 3, 2009

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useless boob

A girl who makes herself available to the men around her, allowing them to think she will perform certain sexual favours, whilst not in fact ever performing such favours. Hence useless boob. The boob is there, but useless as she will not allow anyone to make "use" of it.

God leala, you're such a useless boob. Let's make out....

by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003

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uni boob

One boob that extends the same distance as if you had 2 boobs. its quite unfortunate and can often happen when so much fat has extended across the barrier from one breast to the other, forming a uni boob.

"yo dude! man your boobs arent individual any more"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"

by lizzie millard December 2, 2007

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Party Boobs

When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.

Sue: "Oh no, do you see how low cut that top is? She is leaving nothing to the imagination!"
Jane: "Oh girl! She's got her party boobs out!"

by IreneIsNotMyName October 31, 2014

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