Bichon Frise

Bichon Frises were circus dogs during the French Renaissance, and then people realized that they weren't even worthy enough for such a task and put them in trash cans all around France. Now the Bichon Frise resides in homes where it usually does not walk but instead is carried from its food location to the bathroom so it can shit comfortably and not have to put effort into anything. Bichon Frises do not possess enough brain matter to understand the concept of accomplishing things, and are generally referred to as worthless. They have been proven to evolve through a method other than natural selection because they would have been extinct thousands of years ago, killed off by mice or butterflies. Bichon Frises are afraid of life.

I have a Bichon Frise named Trotter. If you look at him, he barks at you until he forgets why he is barking, and then pees on everything within a 4 foot radius and begs for snacks. Nobody cares about Trotter.

by trotter is small December 3, 2006

Bicon

A bi person who is influential and/or spreading bi culture

Shane Dawson is a bicon

by eileens_lemonade August 12, 2018

bicycle

When your privates are stuck together and you just roll around the bed.

Johnny and Gina did a bicycle on the bed.

by Crasee Babee February 20, 2003

BiCapitalization

When a company(ies) decides to invest in something for two reasons, or makes money from something in two ways.

A good example of BiCapitalization would be At&t making money from selling phone service and fixing phone service. Because they have such crappy service they need to fix it. Constantly.

by Kitty-Kat-Killer(KKK) September 30, 2003

wickle bickle

a little twat, somone who is a pain in the arse.

chav: that lil goff is a fuckin wickle bickle

by yomamama121 April 25, 2006

Public Bicycle

A common joke of which secretly mature persons use. Most appearances of this "humor phrase" can be found in small dissing battles of American origin.

Susie's mom is like a public bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

by jd raider May 19, 2008

Bick

A combonation of the words Big and Thick.
1. Used to describe a males penis in a online profile to save space.
2. Can also be used to describe anything to which those 2 apply.

1. My cock is Bick.
2. I got a shake from sonic last night it was Bick.

by william wood August 8, 2006