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honey badgertards

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
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Bad Badger

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.
by AWDracer June 22, 2009
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BUTT BADGER

A person who repeatedly digs in his or her ass crack with the ferocity of a badger.
Damn he must not have wiped, Look at that butt badger go!
by IonicDistortion August 14, 2009
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banger

scottish word. a derrogative term.
here you ya banger.
aye f*****G bolt ye banger.
aye that joe bloggs what a banger
by RoryM August 24, 2007
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blood banger

im a muth&*(&in blood banger
by BIGKEEF242 August 17, 2006
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Douche Baggery

The various antics of a douche bag.
If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.
by wouldnt you like to know...96 January 18, 2009
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honey badger

noun person or animal that doesn't give a fuck
the honey badger's crazy. hes swatting the snake. You are like a honey badger you dont give a fuck.
by honey badgerette February 27, 2013
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