Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.

I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.

by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012

nuetered badger

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.

Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.

Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.

by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

honey badger

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.

"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"

by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015

dirty badger

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.

How you doin', ya dirty badger!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016