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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
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Hey

It's a word
Guy 1: HEY, PUT THAT GUN DOWN!
Guy 2: Hell no man.
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Hey

A cooler way to say hi 😎
Girl- "Hey"
Boy-"your so cool"
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hey say sarsaparilla

The most delicious sarsaparilla drink in existence. Made in China. Ten times more delicious than American "Root beer."
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hey b.s. corpus

A bunch of legal claptrap in which a prisoner requests to be released from jail.
In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn presents a flashy and compelling "writ of hey b.s. corpus" which gets da selfish murderess Roxie off da hook, despite her indeed being "Gil T. Azell" of her accused crime.
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hey

Hey is a greeting or to get someone's attention.
Hey, how you doing?

HEY! Don't mess with him!
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Hey

the word "hey" is used to attract attention, to express surprise, interest, or annoyance, or to elicit agreement:
"hey, what's going on here?"
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