Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015

anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020

Anal Assault

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Lit anal

During anal, lighting your testicles on fire and finishing on them to cease the flames.

Fares: wanna hangout
Jordy: lit anal
Fares: no u

by jordynou September 2, 2018

anal genocide

n. an attack on the anal cavity of a person, in which said attack would make said cavity resemble an area of land on which genocide has recently occurred.

Doctor: Did you recently try anal sex?
Patient: Perhaps.
Doctor: Alright lemme see your butt.
*Patient drops pants*
Doctor: Damn nigga! It looks like anal genocide up in this bitch.

by TheBrownBandit April 4, 2014

Anal Helix

When your anus feels asphyxiated.

I sat on the hard seam of a convertible couch and I felt an Anal Helix.

by DillagherPooter February 8, 2020