Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Althuis

a member of an elite group

Dude, I wish I could be an Althuis!

by Jim Watkins April 7, 2011

althuis

pronunciation: alt-ice

1.) a member of an elite group

originates from the dutch, literal translation means "old house"

He must be an althuis!

Das ist an althuis.

by Jim Watkins April 20, 2011

Altissimus

A shit-tastic hardcore "band" that prides itself on creating complete ear-rape with electric instruments.

Jim: Man, Altissimus really sucks my asshole dry!
Chris: Altissacore is ten times better.

by Phat Pail January 1, 2012

Altervale

A bad-ass band from Arizona. One of the best Metal/Punk bands to have ever come from the dessert. Check them out and get their free music at www.facebook.com/altervale

"Dude, did you see Altervale? They were the shit!"

by Altervale fan April 12, 2012

altwan

Foreign porn star

Altwan

by Arnold lofield December 16, 2013

altona chrome

A upstate NY slang term for using duct tape for car repairs

Did you get your car fixed?
No, I just used some Altona chrome

by JankumLord840 January 21, 2016