bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

Roseanne-Bar

One 10mg Ambien (zolpidem tartrate).

Named for the infamous Roseanne "Ambien made me racist" moment

"It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended,"-- Roseanne Barr

*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar

by SmartAllyPants March 23, 2022

milfyway bar

someone who has fucked a milf

Yo dude you her about the new miflyway on the block?

Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.

by The Milfyway Himself March 13, 2009

wack bars

When someone freestyles and say they have bars otherwise their wack

Shondale: Corey did you like my freestyle

Corey:you got some wack bars

by I be chiefin keef November 22, 2018

Twonka bar

A mix between a twonk and a wonka bar (tasty btw) playful insult that I made up.

Ellis: do u like my 200 pound pink jumper?
Euan: no u twonka bar

by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

Keef Bar

A bong pack of just keef

“Yo devin you wanna come hit this keef bar?”
“Nah man, last time you packed it I couldn’t feel my hands.”

by JerseyPoundCake January 10, 2021

Bowelcony bar

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019