lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 04, 2021

happy brain worm juice

a substitute word for dopamine.

Person 1: seeing people in pain is my happy brain worm juice
Person 2: .... W H A T?

by LeeKnowsLeftShoe May 05, 2025

jit worm

Idiot person who has a lot of attitude and is always confused! They never know what's going on!

Kayla is such a Jit Worm, I swear she is so confused all the time!

by LAMPerzzz May 10, 2015

shy worm

a piece of faeces which escapes the rectum then re-enters

a shy worm can be likened to a turtle head

ass shit faeces turtle head shy worm

by ALLTIMELOW69 December 10, 2013

Worm titties

When you you put gummy worms In between your breasts, and see how many you can fit

Fill my breasts with gummy worm’s till they’re filled to the brim and become worm titties

by Unforspokenjay July 11, 2023

Worm head

Possessing a physical structure or performing actions that resemble a worm

“Sheeeeesh Mundo you’re such a worm head”

by jaketub April 15, 2021

ass worm

A gay guy who enjoys spending his time in his boyfriends ass hole, like a worm in its hole. Like a "book worm" who just reads all day...an ass worm gets up inside an ass all day.

No example for ass worm

by giacomious August 09, 2011