Guiseley Pool Noodle

When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.

If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.

My bird lowkenuinely gave me 6 or 7 Guiseley Pool Noodles last night

by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025

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dead pool

A "dead pool" of water in a reservoir is the level below which water can no longer flow out through the dam's outlets, meaning it's trapped and unusable for power generation or downstream supply, a critical concern for major US dams like Lake Mead and Lake Powell due to drought and climate change, signifying a severe water crisis.

What % of water is left in the dead pool depends on the reservoir.

A "dead pool" of water in a reservoir is the level below which water can no longer flow out through the dam's outlets

by Modern Women December 27, 2025

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tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

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Pool Party With Bruzz

When you're masturbating in the bath then you proceed to cum afterwards letting it fuse into a humongous mixture . You then submerge yourself in the bath.

"What were you doing?

"I was having a Pool Party With Bruzz"

by Spidertards February 11, 2025

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