A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .
"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "
by Unibrow Gerald December 02, 2017
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Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.
Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010
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Poppy Pool

When you play a game of pool with a cat on the pool table. You aren't allowed to move the cat and if the cat moves the balls you have to play it where it lands. All other rules apply.
"I can't make my shot with Poppy sitting in front of the pocket" "that's just the rules of Poppy pool"
by Dilophasaurus November 07, 2024
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drowning in pools

The act of losing extremely early in a tournament, almost always in the group stage. Commonly used as a term in competitive Super Smash Brothers
Guy 1: How did you do at EVO?
Guy 2: Ugh, I ended up drowning in pools man.
by Am3ricanSniper December 09, 2020
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Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
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Leslie Pool

A derogatory term, used to describe 1) a person who is stupid, socially tone-deaf, or otherwise ambivalent or 2) something that is annoying, frustrating, or otherwise infuriating to someone.
Someone moved them to early break. Which would have been nice if the person who moved them told the person that was coming here at 8 o'clock at night to break them. So I wouldn't be spending over 30 minutes looking for these god damn mother fucking leslie pool cunt of cylinders. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
by Dr. Hernia April 16, 2024
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you've pooled

of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...
After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"
by The Rural Dean August 23, 2017
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