garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

worm

a slimy bug that comes outside during rain but is commonly eaten by birds or dug up by birds.

bird: *flying in the sky*
worm just minding its business
bird: oh that looks good! let me eat it

*digs up worm and eats it*

by anonymous December 30, 2024

lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

WORM

White Old Rich Male

Having been in power since pretty much forever, most WORMs are committed to preserving a white male-dominated status quo.

Ever fearful of anything that could challenge their status or deny them something they want, WORMs make sure to stick together to shield each other from any responsibility.

A: Do you think the government will do something about it?
B: Nah. It's full of WORMs.

by worm eating enthusiast October 30, 2018

Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis

Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms

by Be May November 27, 2022

Silk Worm

Someone who so out of touch with themselves and their identity that they create an alter ego or persona to mask their problems. They usually are pathological liars, although they do it unintentionally and usually aren't consciously aware that they are lying. They truly and deeply believe their lies are the honest truth.

Mike is such a silk worm.
Tommy struggles with distinguishing between reality and his own lies, he is a silk worm.

by stillemo3000 November 22, 2020

Tape Worm

I'm a producer and improver! I'm producing eggs and improving MY life with YOUR shit.

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025