couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

Sauce the Taco

A term used interchangeably for female masturebation

Baby how often do you sauce the taco?

by Dodge Anders January 9, 2017

Taco Puff

A homosexual of Mexian origin.

That mexican guy at the park kept staring at Dave and Tom. I think he was a taco puff.

by tribalbear78 April 18, 2010

Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

Glossy Taco

A "term" Christine, from Simply Nailogical on YT, created. The meaning of "glossy taco" is actually "glossy top coat" (nail polish). But her fans always heard "glossy taco" because of the way she says it, therefore it became a slang word she uses.

After I buff the holo, I'll add a glossy taco to seal it.

by prettyntoxic August 14, 2017