Swamp Donkey

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.

She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey

by Cheekie June 1, 2004

Donkey Kill

A donkey kill is arguably the most repugnant human sexual act. While engaging in anal (doing her up the ass), donkey punch her so hard that she dies. Congradulations, you have just executed the Donkey Kill.

Panzies Donkey Kill with a gun. Chuck Norris Donkey kills with his fist.

by Henley Stanfordsontownville July 1, 2005

donkey poop

(1) Stuff that falls from the back end of a donkey.

(2) Something to replace the word shit.

(Also see poop)

(1) Eewww... I stepped in a pile of donkey poop.

(2) Oh Donkey Poop.

by Winter March 8, 2005

donkey dick

Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.

The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.

by ForbesK April 27, 2006

Donkey Dick

A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!

by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006

Iron Donkey

1. A large metal dildo preferred by some homosexual males.

2. A homoerotic sexual practice involving a very cold and large metal dildo inserted into the anus.

3. A reference to a very poor fantasy sporting team.

Tom can't wait to use his new Iron Donkey !!!

Tom really enjoyed that Iron Donkey last night !!!

That Iron Donkey lost another game !!!

by Joey F. April 5, 2008

wee donkey

another word for shit

oh man! i have to take the worlds biggest wee donkey

by goddamngoob1 April 25, 2004