November 22

National Kick the shit out of your shortest friend day. Kick the shit out of them!

Joe: "it's november 22nd that means i get to kick the shit out of you!"

Charlie: "fuck."

by frickshortpeopleong November 20, 2021

October 22

The day when the best person in the world was born, and this person continues to light up my life no matter how bad I may seem

Me: Ah, it's that person's birthday, October 22nd

by thatdiscordguy.json November 20, 2021

February 22

national slap your teacher day.

February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it

by crispy.poop February 10, 2022

October 22

Pictures with yo bf or gf

Girl: Hey!
Boy: Hey! It’s October 22 so that means that we have to take pictures!
Girl: Yes for sure!
Boy: Come on Gf!
Girl: Ok bf!

by heluvsme69 October 6, 2021

July 22

If your born on July 22 your bad ass bitch who is sweet and popular

Friend:when’s you birthday

You:July 22
Can we be besties

by Dayz of the weak October 6, 2021

October 22

slap your tallest friend say

it’s october 22 meaning we should slap joseph who is the tallest friend

by GodOfComedy October 20, 2021

October 22

National kick Julian day

On October 22nd, every time you see a person named Julian, you kick them.

by Bucharze October 21, 2021