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Grant Job

Opposite of a barn job. You put applesauce on your privates and have an animal lick it off.
You: Hey Joe!! Where are you going?
Joe: I'm getting a grant job.
You: That's disgusting!!!
by LlihTter October 22, 2014
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Job Prease

Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.
Harro Job Prease? I fix compuder gud!
by SD C April 7, 2010
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Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.
Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
by crushedicey May 5, 2014
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brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head
I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird
by suckmyash September 5, 2015
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Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.
Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!
by J Cybulski January 28, 2022
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Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.
by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013
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Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.
"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."
by Bobble Bob May 10, 2014
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