Bit

A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.

Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".

"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"

"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"

"Wait really?"

"Nah man It's just a bit lol"

by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

‘For the bit’ kink

A kink that is created or exposited specifically because it is funny, or ‘for the bit’.

‘Hey man, you talk about feet a lot. Are you sure you don’t have a foot fetish?’
‘Nah, man, that’s just my ‘for the bit’ kink

by NiccyMarcy September 26, 2025

in bits

Someone who is ugly (mostly used for girls by guys)

That girl is in Bits

by Roberto ForMeNo August 17, 2016

Snake Bit

When you're low on self esteem due to all the hardcore blow you did in your early days. And you're homeless and cant get away from all the hostility

Cuh was snake bit in his home!!!!!

by Sirparadiseking June 6, 2024

Standin on bitness

Originating in the dirty south, especially Mississippi meaning Being of firm attitude about handling street commerce or other parts of life that involve your personal business.

Mayne, the State tryna git at me about some back child support fo dem kids I had wit dat shawty. But Im standin on bitness wit deez receipts dat show I been making payments from Day one.

by DuVay Knox September 23, 2024

i bit a pillow

An iconic line by Edward Cullen in twilight breaking dawn

I bit a pillow- Edward Cullen

by Blueberry pieface October 9, 2017

Connecty Bit

The bit that connects the penis to the groin. Not particularly sensitive as it is covered in pubes. Not to be confused with the banjo; the other connecty bit. Banjos are for playing. Connecty bits are not.

"Hey, you poked me in the connecty bit....poke lower!"

by americanstrings January 16, 2010