dont ban me btw

for that report i just made

srsly dont ban me btw
they said it
its your fault for approving it

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021

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Fuck me

Fuck me means fuck me in the ass till that big black cock nuts in me daddy

PLS DADDYY PLS FUCK ME IM ON MY KNEES PLS STICK IT IN PLS CUM IN ME YOU ARE THE BEST BIG BROTHER I COULD EVER ASK FOR

by Obito.fx December 10, 2021

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Me Huong

A beautiful mother with a pink soul, and she loves her kids so so much

Omg , Are you OK , sweetie? Me Huong said

by Mr. Anhdepzai November 25, 2021

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Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

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