something i have with my friends.
me and you at midnight just us watching netflix on my laptop me in ur arms. i move back a bit, as im on ur lap getting closer to you which gets u generally hard. i start feeling you kissing the back of my neck so i get up and sit back down on ur lap, facing you. "lets have sex" i say as you go back to kissing my neck as i wrap my arms around u. we take each others shirts off i throw ur shirt behind us as u flip us over. you fully undress the both of us and ask "you ready?" and i nod my head. you slide your dick into me and fuck my slowly yet passionately, making me moan. I slowly start to rub my clit as u speed up and suck my tits. i moan louder and push ur head softly down onto my tits. you start going harder and deeper as i roll my head back as u reach ur head up and choke me slightly. "you like that mamas" you as me, as i nod again. u stop fucking me and get off and start eating me out and fingering me at the same time. "o-ouu shii daddy ju-just like that" i say in between moans as i push ur head down further into my clit. you speed up with the fingering and literally finger fuck me as i get louder and more out of control. a few minutes pass and i cum all over your face and hands. "M-mmm shii baby" you say as u like the cum off ur fingers. i get up and pull u off the bed so ur standing up. i get on my knees and give u the best head ever i deep throat and make u cum.
by number.one.fucker November 4, 2022
Get the sexmug. When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024
Get the Cannoli sex actmug. by Sweet Fry No Sugar January 19, 2020
Get the Analorial sexmug. Sex is usually categorized as female or male but there is variation in the biological attributes that comprise sex and how those attributes are expressed. Gender refers to the socially constructed roles, behaviours, expressions and identities of girls, women, boys, men, and gender-diverse people
Doctor: Name?
Unknown: my name is John
Doctor: Sex?
John: Everyday
Doctor: dude I was talking about your gender
John: Oh! Male.
Unknown: my name is John
Doctor: Sex?
John: Everyday
Doctor: dude I was talking about your gender
John: Oh! Male.
by imwhite34342 June 23, 2022
Get the Sexmug. 
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the Sex > Relationship = Psychopathmug. Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone
by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019
Get the National sex daymug.