by Chimpanzee_With_Glock December 21, 2021
Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 19, 2023
Noah has a cock jungle
by Imreborrn March 23, 2020
by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023
When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.
by BallWasher August 15, 2021
Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.
Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024