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Hot Chance

The act of fucking one girl in the ass, then using your dick to give another girl a shitstain mustache. It’s a rare, once in a lifetime, hot chance.
We ended up having a weird threesome and I Hot Chanced the ugly one, hoping she would fuck off, but it just turned her on even more.
by GenghisKunt July 12, 2020
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Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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Hot

Yukari Yakumo is hot.
by Courg September 6, 2020
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daddy hot

There are many reasons for this like when you think your SUGAR DADDY is hooooot. Or when you think your own daddy is hoooot. Or when you think you friends daddy is hoooot.
by Penguinhot May 16, 2022
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triple hot pocket sundae

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"
by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021
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Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him
Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket
by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022
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Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.
Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.
by Big gay dick May 3, 2018
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