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when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's
I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay
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Sex Economics

The economic theory that describes a man paying for a woman's company in hopes of sex.

A husband who pays for everything his wife desire's with a chance of getting some play.
Friend: My wife and I have a great marriage as long as I make all of the purchases and I get some play!
Duke Jr.: Friend you are the perfect model of one who engages in sex economics.
by Dr.D Fraud May 16, 2019
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Battle of the Sexes

An event thrown by the UH Alphas gives students a space to debate hot takes, argue popular topics, and voice their opinions.

Usually hosted during Alpha week or UH Homecoming.
Dakota: Hey are you going to Battle of the Sexes?

Jake: Yeah, I have to put the "As a man" comments to rest.
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sex comrade

a gender-neutral way of referring to your romantic partner
Hello, I'd like you to meet Bean. They're my sex comrade.
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Sex

Both men and women get naked, and the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina or cunt, and he passionately caresses her, and then a substance comes out of the penis and the woman eats it, or a substance comes out of the vagina and the man eats it. It's fun and I suggest you have sex and have fun
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sex

it was a cold winter night and jack and mia wanted to have sex for the first time, jack finished his hot cocoa and called mia from the master bedroom. he screamed up the stairs *come down here right now, i hope u r horny*
she races down the stairs while quickly yanking her bra and underwear off, yelling *fuck me daddy,fuck me now* and gives him a blowjob. he cums all in her face moaning like hell when he got suprised by mia getting on top and pushing the dick in her pussy and moaning so hard that one thing led to another and they had sex.

*few days later*
mia: babe u know how we had sex? i think the condom broke because im pregnant
jack: ooh um bbg i was just horny... like i am now. sex- LOOK WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE U R A LONLEY SOUL WHO IS MASTURBATING. JUST GO ON PORNHUB AND SEARCH BIG TIT BABE ROUGH SEX.
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