by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 18, 2020
When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!
Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
by nothing to wear September 23, 2009
Sassy Ass Bitch Syndrome.
To use her swagger, confidence and allure in a way that bends people to her will and to get what she craves but is used too often so she sometimes needs to be checked.
To use her swagger, confidence and allure in a way that bends people to her will and to get what she craves but is used too often so she sometimes needs to be checked.
by Love SABs September 29, 2020
A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.
“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc
“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”
“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”
“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
by holdingyouforransom June 09, 2024
the act in where a person can’t spell , type , text and or talk properly it is commonly know as being dyslexic but is also classed as being a dumb fuck they will also casually misspell things and can’t be fucked to dis the failure as they are in fact also a failure. is also contagious if you spend long periods of time texting and or talking with said person
by bigdumb January 05, 2020
Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.
I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.
by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019
That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!
by I.C.Eyes April 28, 2018