help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)

today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"

by urban.ass August 02, 2023

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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 08, 2025

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The fxck...me..dddy creature asks why Norman is kicking Ray when Norman is actually hitting the ground with his feet.🥲

fxck...me..dddy:Why Norman kicking Ray-💀🖐
Me: He's not he's hitting the ground with his feet-😭🖐
fxck...me..dddy:Oh-😃

by Dan Gan Ron & pa March 16, 2021

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"There is no way you can flip a coin ten times and land on the same side each time."

(A few moments later)

"Well...you made me a liar."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

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The act of dewing someone, giving them a Mountain Dew.

Bro 1:" Hey bro, dew me"
Bro 2:"igu bro"

by LORD HB July 10, 2023

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Me colór favorito means my favorite color is... in Spanish

Person1:"Tu color favorito?"(what's your favorite color?)
person 2:Me color favorito es viola(my favorite color is purple)

by Itsyagurljess October 06, 2020

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A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 01, 2018

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