cock

how white people say dick

i fucked her on my huge cock yesterday

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

Schnitzel Cock

A phrase meaning crush it, don’t take shit from anyone and don’t take advice from anyone who has less money than you.

Wake up and Schnitzel Cock it today boys.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Fat Juicy Cock

What Haven keeps in her pants at night

"Oh my god, did you hear about Haven's girthy, 85 inch fat juicy cock that sprouts and spreads across her entire room?"
"No, but I'd love to see"

by Rumpy Pumpy BUMPY September 11, 2021

Cock Rider

Another name for Chicken Jockey. To be specific a jockey that rides a male chicken.

That’s not just a chicken jockey. That’s a cock rider!

by Aslkmnqw May 8, 2025

huge cock

matthew

wow, look at that he has a HUGE COCK

by YESSON,YEET September 19, 2020

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023