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The Fattman's Syndrome

Acting excessively stupid or resembling a person who has a mental disability without actually being impaired
ex 1. Anthony is can be so dumb sometimes.

Dude lay off, you know he's got the fattman's syndrome

ex 2 Hadyn is mean to anthony because he has the fattman's syndrome
by Lamplamp November 23, 2011
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New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.
New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017
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Munchousen syndrome

A disorder characterized by spending extended periods of time in a dwelling while chomping on enormous quantities of food.
I wonder if da Coneheads had Munchousen syndrome, since they were always inviting others to join then for a "group-pig-out"?
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
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The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
by Alkemu April 5, 2019
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Dragon Syndrome

The process by which a character in a story who the narrative tries to portray as powerful and relevant is unable to actually do anything important or impressive for storytelling reasons, leading to their reputation cannibalizing itself in the eyes of the readers of the piece of media. Named after Monkey D. Dragon from the story of One Piece, who famously never does anything.
"dude, Gol D. Roger is actually such a bum!"

"Dragon Syndrome got to bro💔"
by Akiza. July 19, 2025
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Hatchet syndrome

The act of not being able to use an app correctly or smart phone functions. May involve numerous button pushing.
I can't get this app to work and I've pressed all the buttons I can. Dude you've got hatchet syndrome walk away from the phone.
by Candygal53 June 19, 2016
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Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019
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