Yozza syndrome: "being conventionally attractive and polite, yet having a personality so unstable and discomforting that the person cannot be liked by a girl for longer than a week. Than they either start hating him, or he becomes they figure of an older brother (if the past romantic interest lacks one)"
How did John spend that date with that cute girl he was talking about?
Dont get too excited. He has Yozza syndrome.
Dont get too excited. He has Yozza syndrome.
by Brzi April 26, 2022
Get the Yozza Syndromemug. Someone who feels unwelcome unless specifically invited to do things with others.
A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.
Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.
A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.
Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.
Example 1
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”
Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”
P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”
Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”
P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”
by FatherMeat November 14, 2023
Get the Invitee Syndromemug. A contagious syndrome whereby an individual understands and has revised all the content in class but pretends to be perpetually confused to conform to the status quo.
For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.
For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.
by anonymous April 18, 2022
Get the Nathan syndromemug. Sab takes any opportunity he gets to compliment and converse with women. He definitely has the Pathy Syndrome
by rizzler69 April 16, 2023
Get the pathy syndromemug. This is a parody disease where a person gets called mommy a lot. The "disease" shows no symptoms to the carrier and the only symptom is calling the carrier withing the disease "mommy. So if you have this syndrome, it means a lot of people call you mommy.
Random guy in the distance 1: Damn mommy.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.
by Mommymilkers2.0 June 20, 2022
Get the Mommy syndromemug. by Goose_Moose May 3, 2024
Get the Jodie Comer syndromemug. Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
by QuacksO September 24, 2017
Get the irritable vowel syndromemug.