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school unfocus syndrome

The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.
During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Bat Syndrome

The sudden urge to dedicate your life to become Batman
I now have Bat Syndrome after watching the Dark Knight trilogy.
by anonymous October 27, 2023
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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
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Mika Syndrome

when a person is manipulating and gaslighting a friend only showing the worst of that person to their common friends without showing what they did then victim playing, and when that person starts knowing their self worth they start acting like an angel but also saying horrible things and doing unexplainable actions to that person
Mika syndrome person: look what X sent me
Person 1: omg she is so horrible what a bitch
X: *..being sent worse things from them*
by mika hater May 23, 2024
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Fish and chips syndrome

FCS or Fish and chips syndrome is the when being that someone had or tried something once and it was amazing but you actually do not like it anywhere else but keep trying it at different places only to be let down over and over.
Manny: can I have the fish and chips please.
Kat: Manny you don’t like fish and chips

Manny: I do like it just from certain places..
Manny: *gets food* this is terrible, I do not like fish and chips.
Kat: you always forget you have fish and chips syndrome

*does this over and over again expecting a different result*
by MannyFresh85 August 2, 2025
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Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.
He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.
by yungporoonthetrack July 24, 2022
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Avi syndrome

Avi syndrome is when you despise how you look in the mirror, but cannot look away.
John: "Ugh. I hate my reflection but I can't stop looking at it."
David: "Avi syndrome."
by wurmthewurst March 10, 2023
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