Ring Your Door Bell

when you get ur ass ate out

"Can i ring your door bell" shane asked, "yes you can" shawn replied

by Corvetteforlife July 20, 2006

Mistook your jam for jelly

When you think one object for something very similar to it.

"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Blow your own horn

The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.

Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.

by Hashtaghottie October 10, 2014

Make Your head small

walk away Things get smaller as they go away. a nice way to tell someone to f@#k off

"I don't wan't to hear that... "make your head small"

by cjk21077 March 6, 2008

Get your head out of the gutter!

The idiom "Get your head out of the gutter" means to stop thinking dirty thoughts when someone tells you to.

My Friend: *thinks of dirty thoughts and says it out loud*
Me: Get your head out of the gutter!

by Kylem14843 July 22, 2019

flip your biscuits

The act of firmly but gently flipping a mans balls up with your thumb and index finger. Then gently but with great authority, use the palm to hold them back more so that you may access the perineum and toss his salad simultaneously...

After I flip your biscuits you will explode in ecstasy and do my dishes!

by the one and only juicebox October 2, 2010

busting your lips

When you are joking around give one of your friends that's a girl. It's the female version of busting your balls, but since it's a girl you're talking to the are reference is to her vagina instead of testicles.

Kathy was getting pretty aggravated with me razzing her about her outfit. I told her, "relax Kathy, I'm just busting your lips you Thelma from Scooby-Doo looking closet feminist looking carpet muncher!"

by C Floods November 18, 2010