man bum thumper

a derogatory term used to politly call someone ghey or g4y or gay, homo or f4g fag.

"this guy has to be a man bum thumper."
"you cheated you man bum thumper!"

by Matches007 September 22, 2005

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007

sexiest man alive

a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?

um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!

by Sam April 11, 2004

Man from Nantucket

Wise old limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.

by D Red July 1, 2009

1-man salute

a hard on or erection of the male organ.

she so fine i was having a 1-man salute.

by slaveowner April 29, 2008

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

fresh(wo)man

the proper term for a womam or man freshman that attends highschool or college

The fresh(wo)man of America are currently failing life.

by lonelyisland92 February 20, 2011