Interational show me your nipples day

Friday, May 9th is the Internationally recognized day to show your best online friend your badonkadonks!

Hey man, can you pop a pepperoni? I'm tryna see some nips on Interational show me your nipples day !

by Dimmaladingus May 8, 2025

fuck me

fuck me daddy ahhhhh~

fuck me daddy aaaaaahhhhh~

by Emory Andrew Tate III August 9, 2022

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

Pick me

A pick me is an extremly annoying Person who always hangs out with the boys and tries to be super cute

Examples for Pick me s:
„O-M-G joshy you are so tall! Lets compare hand sizes“
„Girls are literally so boring thats why the boys only hang out with ME😘☺️❤️🥰“

by SuperP00per June 12, 2022

Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.

Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~

by nolandc September 15, 2019

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?

Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024