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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises
There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks
by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017
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hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.
by big smithy October 19, 2017
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Hot queso

A sex act involving scattalogical play with a partner who does not consume enough fiber, leading to a stool consistency akin to baby food.
Jim: What did you get up to last night?
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
by Jj4371838392 January 20, 2019
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Spicy chicken dicken spidingus make hot

Some one who aroused the Stanley cup and put a bet in the pot for 50 grand and got a blue Lamborghini and weighing it with the gaterade to see witch one make bob marley king of Indonesia
Man 2“Man Spicy chicken dicken spidingus make hot”

Man 1“I know right
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hot yogurt

Infant (0-6months) poop, mustard colored, with a slight dairy smell.
Junior needs a new diaper, he just made a hot yogurt.
by Terry Magic August 23, 2025
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Hot Gerbil

When you're smoking a bowl and a hot ember flies down your throat and burns you.
Man, I hit that bowl and got a fucking hot gerbil!
by 87 Heavy September 7, 2018
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