Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cock Ballin

Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.

kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”

jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”

by TommyKale22 April 1, 2022

Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022

Cock

A combination of Coca-Cola and milk. Like Pilk.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, can I taste your cock?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, go ahead."

by Savoir-Faire April 4, 2022

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022

Campbell cock

When Penis is smaller the 1-inch

You got a Campbell cock.

by anonymous April 6, 2022