flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny

Omg, I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

by 214B May 18, 2023

Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable

Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020

Cock sucker 9000

Some name you call someone as an insult idfk

Jim: hey look! It's cock sucker 9000!
Davis: haha, very funny Jim

by Not-Cinnamon-bitez April 22, 2021

Frozen Cock Sex

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Lets have frozen cock sex

by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 22, 2022

double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011